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Schwarzenegger and Knives: A Long Relationship
The Governator is back in the headlines and it has nothing to do with a cameo in an upcoming movie or for a sequel to Commando. No, it has to do with a video he posted on Twitter where he is seen holding a knife while talking about budget cuts and solutions to get California out of the huge financial mess they are in.
Continue reading...Flashback: Call to Action Movie Buffs
19. June 2009
Today's Flashback epic takes us back to the infancy of the LAH: The Fall of 2004 when Joe and DRock talked about their rating system. While some of the ratings may have changed since then (Joe's craptacular movies now receive Richard Geres), the true spirit of their meanings remain. Joe and DRock both discuss the initial reasons why they chose Seagal and Van Damme for good movies and Lou Diamond Phillips and Dolph Lundgrens for bad movies.
Continue reading...The Ripon Reaper
7. June 2009
What do you get when you combine a fed up elderly man with a gun, a 23-year old burglar and a 911 call for the ages? You get one awesome emotional beatdown. Check out the tale of a 68-year old Ripon homeowner's encounter with a burglar at his home in our first installment of Real Life Action Heroes.
Continue reading...Flashback: LAH talk chicks, diaper rash
22. May 2009
This week's "Flashback Friday" column comes to us straight out of late 2006, when DRock and Goat sifted through letters from thousands of rabid LAH fans. The dynamic duo not only answered critiques from female readers who felt the column was too male-centric, but also looked into potential connections between JCVD and butt paste.
Continue reading...Flashback: ‘Tango & Cash’ is money
14. May 2009
This week Goat and DRock are taking the "Flashback Friday" machine all the way back to 1989 — when Sly Stallone and Kurt Russel teamed up to take down the likes of Clint Howard and Jack Palance. Between debating the artistic and ass-kicking merits of the titular characters, the Last Action Heroes manage to crank out a review of this classic buddy cop flick.
Continue reading...Flashback: Action heroism requires huge characters, muscles
8. May 2009
Much has been made of the eternal struggle between professional wrestlers and mysterious foreigners. In this edition of "Flashback Fridays," Goat and DRock debate the strengths and weaknesses of both groups as it relates to the action world. Is JCVD truly superior to Hulk Hogan? Could The Rock lay to smack down on Seagal? There's only one way to find out...
Continue reading...Flashback: Action law reigns supreme. Period.
1. May 2009
The latest entry of "Flashback Fridays," takes us all the way back to September of '06. Goat and DRock formed an elite team of action experts and, after much debate, put into place the first four action laws.
Continue reading...Flashback: Humanitarians, rappers have no place in action genre
24. April 2009
From here on out, every Friday will be “Flashback Fridays” where we pull out a vintage LAH column and bring it to life on the Internets. Today, we bring to you the Spring 2005 Registration Issue of LAH. Joe and DRock teamed up to review two awful action movies in “Full Clip” and “Strike Force.” …………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Fear [...]
Continue reading...Crank: High Voltage
17. April 2009
If there is an heir apparent to the action throne then it’s probably Jason Statham. The movies this guy stars in embody everything the movies that Van Damme, Seagal and Schwarzenegger stood for in their prime. Bad one-liners, horrible acting, insane plots–his movies have it all. “Crank: High Voltage” was no different. It might be safe [...]
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Action Video of the Moment
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Belgian soccer player Anthony Van Loo has a heart attack on the pitch only to be saved by a shock from his implanted defibrilator. You can see the shock in action when his legs jolt.
Action, Etc. 
Joe and Klees add another entry into the Blood Bank after reviewing a blast from the past in “Runaway Train.”
Seinfeld stars Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts combine to add a paltry 10 beatdowns and 1 kill to the movie. Neither are responsible for the lone kill while Voight tosses in four beatdowns to Eric’s one in a very Strike Force-esque Blood Bank appearance. The 1985 film totals 11 kills and beatdowns. Check the stats out here along many other movies at the Blood Bank.
Check out this animated GIF movie of JCVD busting some dance moves as well as he throws down villains in Hard Target. This was sent by the great Liz Heyman, who designed many of the outstanding pages that LAH first appeared on in the Badger Herald before it grew into the juggernaut that it is today.
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Because the file checks in at 1.5 megabytes,click here to have the file download in another window. After watching this gem, the only question left on your mind will be American Idol contender 2010?Dolbey updates the Blood Bank with stats from “Excessive Force” starring Thomas Ian Griffith and James Earl Jones. The movie features 21 kills (11 by Griffith), 44 beatdowns (32 by Griffith) for a grand total of 65 kills/beatdowns. This puts “Excessive Force” in the upper echelon of the Blood Bank.
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Joe and Klees add another entry into the Blood Bank after reviewing a blast from the past in “Runaway Train.”
Seinfeld stars Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts combine to add a paltry 10 beatdowns and 1 kill to the movie. Neither are responsible for the lone kill while Voight tosses in four beatdowns to Eric’s one in a very Strike Force-esque Blood Bank appearance. The 1985 film totals 11 kills and beatdowns. Check the stats out here along many other movies at the Blood Bank.
Check out this animated GIF movie of JCVD busting some dance moves as well as he throws down villains in Hard Target. This was sent by the great Liz Heyman, who designed many of the outstanding pages that LAH first appeared on in the Badger Herald before it grew into the juggernaut that it is today.
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Because the file checks in at 1.5 megabytes,click here to have the file download in another window. After watching this gem, the only question left on your mind will be American Idol contender 2010?Dolbey updates the Blood Bank with stats from “Excessive Force” starring Thomas Ian Griffith and James Earl Jones. The movie features 21 kills (11 by Griffith), 44 beatdowns (32 by Griffith) for a grand total of 65 kills/beatdowns. This puts “Excessive Force” in the upper echelon of the Blood Bank.
22. July 2009
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